After I was regenerated by Anton a lot of things became clear to me. I will try to explain them for the most part, for I can understand that reading the last developments in my vacation blog might be a little bit confusing for you readers.
First of all, today is June 23rd, and I am sitting behind Kil's laptop blogging about my experiences today. The date on this post on the blog will appear as August 30th though. If you would open the earlier June 23rd blogpost, you can read about what happened to me today. Time travel has certain limitations that result in side effects like these, because it is based on the premisis that non-material abstract (but substantial) forms (or ideas), and not the material world of change known to us through sensation, possess the highest and most fundamental kind of reality. And then there is some math stuff involved, but thats all just boring stuff really. Anyway, because time travel has different effects on both the material and non-material world, it is essential that the travelers brain gets scrambled. Especially after eating pizza, but that is just a minor detail. Since I didn't have pizza, it was possible for Anton to initiate regeneration of the non-material forms in my brain. The result is that I now can remember things that haven't happened yet. The fact that this blog post will be published on August 30th is a workaround I had to implement so you can read this blog. If I didn't, you wouldn't be able to see it because my time travel happened later on, which resulted in an alternate time-space thread, which confuses computer systems that have been build after the occurence of the millenium bug. See, if the server that hosted the blog, and your computer, were both older systems from 1998, with the BIOS set to a date before Januari 1st 2000, then there would be no problem. Hence, even though this blog post is dated August 30rd, it is really only June 23rd. In short, I have travelled back in time and I am continuing my blog, mainly because I didn't have pizza.
Second, Anton is not who he seems to be. I can't tell Kil about this though, because it would complicate my mission. Anton is really 312 years old and he was a former worker at the Pllltwah! Mining Facility. He managed to escape to earth during the first world war and has been hiding here ever since. When in 1967 the Board of Refugees were secretly brought to Earth, they stayed at Anton's basement for a while. Later on, they one by one disguised as cats to move to Firery's porch to lead the Pllltwah! Freedom Union in their battle for independance. Since then, the Mbooli have send about ten undercover spies to probe the Board of Refugees, but they all failed. My mission is to gain intelligence on the location and current activities of the Board, and to deliver this information on a Plawanka Rod to the Head of Mbooli. What the Mbooli don't know is that I am not only Dutch, but I am partially a descendant of Greg Starfucker, and I operate as a double agent employed by Lord Gemoetoebekhouwe.
Third and last, but not less important, is that although I have a secret agenda, my main reason for being here is to enjoy a well deserved vacation. And thats exactly what I am going to do, and the Mbooli, the Pllltwah! Freedom Union and Lord Gemoetoebekhouwe can all stick their Plawanka Rods where the sun don't shine.
Kil is awake, and is making coffee. We will be visiting Walmart today, and later on we will have a barbeque, but you can read all about that on my blogpost that is dated June 23rd.
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